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iamnotlanuk:

derinthemadscientist:

kleinsens:

polishhammer83:

twunkmichaelmell:

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)

hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god

They don’t know. They don’t know about the salt and pepper diner.

Also is he implying that people fuck to “It’s not unusual” and “What’s New Pussycat”?

Either that or Tom Jones fathered millions of children.

freethebooty:

I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers